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Posted 19 August 2007 - 02:11 AM

Why Men prefer guns Over Women...............

#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

#8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

#6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4. Guns function normally every day of the month.

#3. A gun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.


And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman.... Drum roll, please!




#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN


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Posted 19 August 2007 - 02:23 AM

lol :Laie_56:

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Posted 19 August 2007 - 03:22 AM

lol, nice list

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Posted 19 August 2007 - 04:49 AM

View Postscaramonga, on Aug 18 2007, 07:11 PM, said:

#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN


:Laie_56:

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Posted 19 August 2007 - 01:18 PM

:Laie_56: I like that, those are funny! :(

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Posted 19 August 2007 - 01:36 PM

Soooo true! :Laie_56:

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Posted 19 August 2007 - 02:03 PM

Rarely have truer words been spoken.

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Posted 20 August 2007 - 11:37 AM

Placed it on my own site as well, linked to here:
http://www.casa-lagu...ws=true&view=42

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Posted 20 August 2007 - 04:17 PM

That was really funny! :cheers:

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Posted 20 August 2007 - 08:59 PM

Very funny!




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