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#1 tc1

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Posted 21 April 2007 - 12:24 AM

Mike was going to be married to Karen, so his father sat him down
>for a little chat. He said, "Mike, let me tell you something. On my
>wedding night in our honeymoon suite I took off my pants, handed them to
>your mother, and said, 'Here - try these on'
>
> She did and said, 'These are too big I can't wear them.'
>
> I replied, 'Exactly I wear the pants in this family and I always
>will.' Ever since that night we have never had any problems."
>
> "Hmmm," said Mike. He thought that might be a good thing to try.
> On his honeymoon, Mike took off his pants and said to Karen,
> "Here try these on."
>
> She tried them on and said, "These are too large. They don't fit
>me."
>
> Mike said, "Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always
>will. I don't want you to ever forget that."
>
> Then Karen took off her pants and handed them to Mike. She said,
>"Here-you try on mine."
>
> He did and said, "I can't get into your pants."
>
> Karen said, "Exactly. And if you don't change your smart-ass
>attitude, you never will."
>
> And they lived happily ever after. :bluerip:
>
>

#2 hog

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Posted 21 April 2007 - 12:31 AM

lol, very good one !

#3 chriso_86

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Posted 21 April 2007 - 02:08 AM

ROFL!!!!!!! THAT IS FUNNY!!!!

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Posted 21 April 2007 - 02:11 AM

:bluerip: :boom:

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Posted 21 April 2007 - 02:13 AM

Very Funny-- Also Very True these days!!! :bluerip: :boom:

#6 chriso_86

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Posted 21 April 2007 - 02:14 AM

Women are getting more bold these day's that's for sure!!

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Posted 21 April 2007 - 02:29 AM

View Postchriso_86, on Apr 20 2007, 07:14 PM, said:

Women are getting more bold these day's that's for sure!!


The voice of experience talking?? :bluerip:

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Posted 21 April 2007 - 03:10 AM

ROFL, not in the context of this joke no.

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Posted 21 April 2007 - 03:44 AM

bravo, very funny tc :bluerip:

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Posted 21 April 2007 - 05:43 AM

Ha, that was great!

#11 Red Hawk

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Posted 21 April 2007 - 05:08 PM

hahaha, loved it.

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Posted 21 April 2007 - 06:10 PM

Hahaha, that was funny. :bluerip:

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Posted 21 April 2007 - 06:40 PM

:storm:
Not sure my wife's big butt would fit in my jeans ....
:bluerip: :boom:

#14 chriso_86

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Posted 21 April 2007 - 08:16 PM

You better not let you wife read that remark davarei!!!

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Posted 24 April 2007 - 02:56 AM

Nice, lol.




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