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Appointment In The Morning


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#1 Nvyseal

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Posted 19 May 2009 - 11:33 PM

One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently taps his wife on the shoulder and starts rubbing her arm. The wife turns over and says: I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh." The husband, rejected, turns over and tries to sleep. A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again. This time he whispers in her ear: "Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?"



here's another one...


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One night, after a couple had retired for the night, the wife became aware that her husband was touching her in a most unusual manner. He started by running his hand across her shoulders and the small of her back. He ran his hand over her breasts, touching them very lightly. Then, he proceeded to run his hand gently down her side, sliding his hand over her stomach, and then down the other side to a point below her waist. He continued on, gently feeling her hips, first one side and the other. His hand ran further down the outside of her thighs. His gentle stroking then started up the inside of her left thigh, stopped and then returned to do the same to her right thigh. By this time the woman was becoming aroused and she squirmed a little to better position herself. The man stopped abruptly and rolled over to his side of the bed. "Why are you stopping?" she whispered. He whispered back, "I found the remote."

#2 m.oreilly

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Posted 20 May 2009 - 01:14 AM

hahaha "i found the remote" hahaha

#3 banj0

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Posted 20 May 2009 - 02:10 AM

:cc_surrender: :bluerip: Both were really good.

#4 hog

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Posted 20 May 2009 - 04:19 AM

I reaaally was starting to think you had posted the second one in the wrong forum. :cc_surrender: Really good ones. :bluerip:

#5 Christopholofigus

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Posted 20 May 2009 - 05:10 AM

the remote...LOL

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