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#1 Guest_scaramonga_*

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Posted 03 April 2009 - 03:41 AM

Conversation before marriage...


He : Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.

She : Do you want me to leave?

He : No! Don't even think about it.

She : Do you love me?

He : Of course! Over and over!

She : Have you ever cheated on me?

He : No! Why are you even asking?

She : Will you kiss me?

He : Every chance I get.

She : Will you hit me?

He : Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!

She : Can I trust you?

He : Yes.

She : Darling!


After marriage.........read the above in reverse :rofl_mini:



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#2 banj0

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Posted 03 April 2009 - 04:04 AM

:cheers: :rofl_mini: :rofl_mini:

#3 m.oreilly

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Posted 03 April 2009 - 05:20 AM

gee rik, bad luck there. try it three or more times...or really vet your proposed mate...animal husbandry aside...

#4 RJsPC

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Posted 03 April 2009 - 03:39 PM

:cheers: :rofl_mini: :rofl_mini:

#5 hog

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Posted 03 April 2009 - 06:20 PM

:cheers:

lol

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#6 stormrosson

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Posted 03 April 2009 - 07:27 PM

:rofl_mini: good job Rikky this is the perfect post for Chriso from big blue territory :cheers:

#7 m.oreilly

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Posted 04 April 2009 - 01:52 AM

so rik...how's married life?

groom and doom, eh?




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#8 os collector

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Posted 05 April 2009 - 10:18 AM

:rofl_mini: :cheers: :rofl_mini: wow that was very nice

#9 Christopholofigus

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Posted 05 April 2009 - 05:43 PM

:cheers:

LOL, that was a treat.




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