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>Indian Chief proclaims, "So, you are the great Lone Ranger. In honor of the
>Harvest Festival, you will be executed in three days. But, before I kill
>you, I will grant you three requests. What is your first request?"
>
>The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my horse."
>
>The Chief nods and Silver is brought before the Lone Ranger, who whispers
>in
>Silver's ear and the horse gallops away. Later that evening, Silver returns
>with a beautiful blonde woman on his back. As the Indian Chief watches, the
>blonde enters the Lone Ranger's tent and spends the night.
>
>The next morning the Indian Chief admits he's impressed. "You have a very
>fine and loyal horse but I will still kill you in two days. What is your
>second request?"
>
>The Lone Ranger again asks to speak to his horse. Silver is brought to him,
>and he again whispers in the horse's ear. As before, Silver takes off
>across
>the plains and disappears over the horizon.
>
>Later that evening, to the Chief's surprise, Silver again returns, this
>time
>with a brunette, even more attractive than the blonde. She enters the Lone
>Ranger's tent and spends the night.
>
>The following morning the Indian Chief is again impressed. "You are indeed
>a
>man of many talents but I still kill you tomorrow. "What is your last
>request?"
>
>The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my horse....alone."
>The Chief is curious but he agrees and Silver is brought to the Lone
>Ranger's tent.
>
>Once they're alone, the Lone Ranger grabs Silver by both ears, looks him
>square in the eye and says, "Listen very carefully you dumb ass horse. For
>the last time . . . BRING POSSEEEE!!!!"
, I think I've read it on ebaumsworld.com
