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Fake Steve Declares All Other Handset Makers Dead


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#1 Nvyseal

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Posted 06 March 2008 - 10:30 PM

images/news/apple.jpgYeah, we rocked your friggin world, right? I mean 29 June 2007 might be the day the world changed, but today it just changed again. BlackBerry is dead. Microsoft is dead. Windows Mobile is dead. Amazon is dead. Kindle is dead. Nokia is dead. Motorola was already dead but now they are even more dead. Google's Android is dead. Samsung is dead. LG is dead. Sony is dead. UTStarcom is dead. We've thrown $100 million into an iFund so people can build iApps to sell on iTunes and give us 30% of their iMoney. The coming onslaught of new applications will make iPhone the only smart phone that anyone in the entire world will ever want to use.

Seriously, folks, it's game over. This announcement today is as big as the announcement of the original Macintosh in 1984. At airports all around the world they put flights on hold so that people could stay in the terminal and watch the news as it was announced.

Continues at FSJ

This guy makes Our Steve sound good



#2 TheBearLT

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Posted 07 March 2008 - 08:02 AM

Hmm.. quite weird :) ;)




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