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#1 TheBearLT

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Posted 16 December 2007 - 01:27 PM

Want Wi-Fi around ? Just Flush It down... LOL

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Google TiSP (BETA) is a fully functional, end-to-end system that provides in-home wireless access by connecting your commode-based TiSP wireless router to one of thousands of TiSP Access Nodes via fiber-optic cable strung through your local municipal sewage lines.



>>>> Google TiSP <<<<

Edited by TheBearLT, 16 December 2007 - 05:47 PM.


#2 Nvyseal

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Posted 16 December 2007 - 05:16 PM

is this for real?

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Posted 16 December 2007 - 05:18 PM

Just look at them, they are so happy with having toilet in their Living Room..

Maybe.. maybe there is a point in this life..

#4 TheBearLT

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Posted 16 December 2007 - 05:21 PM

View PostNvyseal, on Dec 16 2007, 07:16 PM, said:

is this for real?

No it's not, like Wikipedia says it is

"tradition of perpetrating April Fool's Day hoaxes. These April Fool hoaxes are generally fun and display a uniquely intellectual sense of humor."

For the First time I saw it, I thought it was for Real.. :cc_surrender:

Edited by TheBearLT, 16 December 2007 - 06:04 PM.


#5 m.oreilly

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Posted 16 December 2007 - 07:29 PM

hehe, i love it :cc_surrender:

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Posted 16 December 2007 - 07:58 PM

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Professional Installation Service
You can also choose to request our professional installation service, which dispatches an army of factory-trained, sub-contracted nanobots from the TiSP Access Node. The nanobots travel with exhilarating nano-speed through the sewer system and into your home to perform the installation service, which should be complete within 15 minutes. Note: For your own physical safety and emotional well-being and in consideration of the nanobots' working conditions, please make absolutely certain that your toilet is unoccupied at the scheduled appointment time.

In-Commode Package Delivery
With professional installation service, you can also have your Google Checkout purchases delivered directly through the sewage network into your bathroom. Each package comes pre-sealed in a watertight and nanobot-resistant bag made of biodegradable corn-based plastic. For a limited time, TiSP subscribers who sign up for a Checkout account will receive free bathroom delivery on their first ten Checkout purchases.
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