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[tc1]

A married couple was on a cruise that stopped in Jamaica. They were
touring around the market place looking at the goods and such when they
passed a small sandal shop. From inside they heard the shopkeeper with a
Jamaican accent say, "Come in. Come into my 'umble chop!" So the married
couple walked in. The Jamaican said to them, "I have special sandal I
think you will be interested. Dey make you wild at sex." The wife was
really interested in buying the sandals after what the man claimed, but
her husband felt he really didn't need them, being the 'Sex-God' that he
already was.... The husband asked the man, "How can sandals make you
into a sex freak?" The Jamaican replied, "Jus try dem on, Mon." The
husband, after some badgering from his wife, finally gave in, and tried
them on. As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got a wild look
in his eyes, something his wife hadn't seen in many years! In the
blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the Jamaican, bent him violently over
a table, yanked down his pants, ripped down his own pants, and grabbed a
firm hold of the Jamaican's hips. The Jamaican began screaming,
"YOU GOT DEM ON DE WRONG FEET, MON! YOU GOT DEM ON DE WRONG FEET..!!!!

[chriso_86]

ROFL, that is super funny!! Thanks man, you hadn't posted a joke in awhile!!

[bluerip]

, tc1