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[tc1]

A woman stopped by unannounced at her son's house. She
> knocked on the
> door then immediately walked in. She was shocked to see her
> daughter-in-law laying on the couch, totally naked. Soft
> music was playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room.
>
> "What are you doing?" she asked.
>
> "I'm waiting for Justin to come home from work." The
> daughter-in-law answered.
>
> "But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed. "This is my
> love dress," the daughter-in-law explained.
>
> "Love dress? But you're naked!" "Justin loves me to wear this
> dress,"
> she explained. "Every time he sees me in this dress, he instantly
> becomes romantic and ravages me for hours. The mother-in-law left.
>
> When she got home she undressed, showered, put on her best
> perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, and laid on the
> couch.
>
> Finally, her husband came home.
>
> He walked in and saw her laying there so provocatively. What
> are you doing?" he asked.
>
> "This is my love dress," she whispered, sensually.
>
> "Needs ironing," he said......... "What's for dinner?"

[David_Heavey]

[bluerip]

Oh, Man!, if I said that I'd be dead meat.

[Nvyseal]

good one TC1 lol!

[talker]

That is a good one and another excellent reminder why I am single. I have to do enough ironing as it is...talker. :smoke:

[stormrosson]

good one Tc

[Scuba]

Freakin Awsome! Nice joke TC, that rocked!

[simon]

good one !!!