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[Scuba]

A priest and a rabbi were sitting next to each other on an airplane.

After a while, the priest turned to the rabbi and asked: Is it still a requirement of your faith that you not eat pork? "

The rabbi responded, "Yes, that is still one of our beliefs."

The priest then asked, "Have you ever eaten pork?" To which the rabbi replied, "Yes, on one occasion I did succumb to temptation and tasted a ham sandwich."

The priest nodded in understanding and went on with his reading.

A while later, the rabbi spoke up and asked the priest, "Father, is it still a requirement of your church that you remain celibate?"

The priest replied, "Yes, that is still very much a part of our faith."

The rabbi then asked him, "Father, have you ever fallen to the temptations of the flesh?"

The priest replied, "Yes, rabbi, on one occasion I was weak and brokewith my faith."

The rabbi nodded understandingly and remained silent, thinking, for aboutfive minutes.

Finally, the rabbi said, "Beats a ham sandwich, doesn't it?"

[m.oreilly]

around lunchtime, i dunno...

[chriso_86]

LOL, yeah you can't live without food though!

[jhp_2003]

hahaha. That's funny.