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A guy was sitting quietly reading his paper when his wife walked up
>behind him and whacked him on the head with a magazine.
>
>"What was that for?" he asked.
>
>"That was for the piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name
>Laura Lou written on it," she replied.
>
>Two weeks ago when I went to the races, Laura Lou was the name of one of
>the horses I bet on," he explained.
>
>"Oh honey, I'm sorry," she said. "I should have known there was a good
>explanation.
>
>"Three days later he was watching a ball game on TV when she walked up
>and hit him in the head again, this time with the iron skillet, which
>knocked him out cold.
>
>When he came to, he asked, "What was that for?"
>
>She replied, "Your horse called."
>