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>couple that drove their car to Wal-Mart only to have their car break down
>in the parking lot. The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping
>while he fixed the car in the lot. The wife returned later to see a small
>group of people near the car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male
>legs protruding from under the chassis. Although the man was in shorts, his
>lack of underpants turned private parts into glaringly public ones. Unable
>to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her
>hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into place On regaining her
>feet, she looked across the hood and found herself staring at her husband
>who was standing idly by. The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches
>in his forehead.
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