> > when she sees a big bad
> > wolf crouched down behind a log.
> >
> > "My, what big eyes you have, Mr.Wolf."
> >
> > The wolf jumps up and runs away.
> >
> > Further down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees
> > the wolf again and
> > this time he is crouched behind a bush.
> >
> > "My what big ears you have, Mr. Wolf."
> >
> > Again the wolf jumps up and runs away.
> >
> > About two miles down the road Little Red Riding Hood
> > sees the wolf again
> > and this time he is crouched down behind a rock.
> > "My what big teeth you have Mr. Wolf."
> >
> > With that the wolf jumps up and screams, "Will you
> > knock it off, I'm
> > trying to poop!" !











