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>does not use a condom all the time.A week after arriving
>back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find
>
>his penis covered with bright green and purple spots.
>
>
>Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The
>doctor, never having seen anything like this before,
>orders some tests and tells the man to return in two
>days for the results.
>
>The man returns a couple of days later and the doctor
>says: "I've got bad news for you ---you've contracted
>Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here.
>We know very little about it."
>
>The man looks a little perplexed and says: "Well, give
>me a shot or something and fix me up, Doc."
>
>The doctor answers: "I'm sorry, there's no known cure.
>We're going to have to amputate your penis."
>
>The man screams in horror, "Absolutely not! I want a
>second opinion."
>
>The doctor replies: "Well, it's your choice. Go ahead
>if you want but surgery is your only choice."
>
>The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor,
>figuring that he'll know more about the disease. The
>Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims:
>"Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease."
>
>The guy says to the doctor: "Yeah, yeah, I already
>know that, but what can we do? My American doctor
>wants to operate and amputate my penis!"
>
>The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs:
>"Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate.
>Make more money that way. No need to opelate!"
>
>Oh, Thank God!" the man replies.
>
>"Yes," says the Chinese doctor, "You no worry!
>Wait two weeks. Faw off by itself!"
good one
