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>surgeries they had performed
>
> One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Arkansas. In my favorite
>case, a concert pianist lost seven fingers in an accident, I reattached
>them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of
>England.
>
> The second surgeon said. "That's nothing. A young man lost an arm
>and both legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he won
>a gold medal in track and field events in the Olympics."
>
> The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a
>woman was high on cocaine and marijuana and she rode a horse head-on into a
>train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the
>woman's blonde hair and the horse's ass. I was able to put them together
>and now she's a senator from New York.
>
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