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#1 tc1

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Posted 20 December 2005 - 04:24 PM

An 80 year old woman was arrested for shop lifting. When
> she went before the judge he asked her, "What did you
> steal?" She replied: a can of peaches.
>
> The judge asked her why she had stolen them and she
> replied that she was hungry. The judge then asked her how many
>peaches were in the can. She replied 6.
> The judge then said, "I will give you 6 days in jail."
>
> Before the judge could actually pronounce the punishment the
>woman's husband spoke up and asked the judge if he could say something.
>He said, " What is it? "
>
> The husband said "She also stole a can of peas."
> -----------------------------
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#2 DJD

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Posted 20 December 2005 - 04:32 PM

Smart guy. Sending your wife to jail is a lot cheeper, than a divorce!

#3 RedInferno

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Posted 20 December 2005 - 06:39 PM

LOL, mean, but funny!

#4 ShadowFox

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Posted 06 January 2006 - 02:06 PM

w00t totally the perfect way to say "Honey we need some time apart" :P




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