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[tnctx02]

A distraught senior citizen phoned her doctor's office.
"Is it true," she wanted to know, "that the medication

you prescribed has to be taken for the rest of my life?"
"Yes, I'm afraid so," the doctor told her.
There was a moment of silence before the senior lady replied,
"I'm wondering, then, just how serious is my condition
because this prescription is marked 'NO REFILLS'."

Eventually you will reach a point when you
stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.

First you forget names, then you forget faces.
Then you forget to pull up your zipper.
It's worse when you forget to pull it down.

Two women met for the first time since graduating from high school.
One asked the other, "You were always so organized in school,
Did you manage to live a well planned life? "
" Yes," said her friend.
"My first marriage was to a millionaire;
my second marriage was to an actor;
my third marriage was to a preacher;
and now I'm married to an undertaker."
Her friend asked,
"What do those marriages have to do with a well planned life?"
"One for the money,
two for the show,
three to get ready,
and four to go."

[Neon]

LOL them jokes are stupid

[ShadowFox]

98% huh

Obviously english isn't your strong point

Those jokes*

anyways, the zipper one kind of reminds me of a few years ago. We had this elderly lady living two houses down and I had just gotten my license, it was a break of some sort, probably summer, but my brother and I were leaving the driveway when I looked down the road to see if it was clear to back out and I saw the elderly woman. She forgot to put her pants and underwear on and she was holding them in one hand and reaching in to the mailbox wiht the other.... I am scarred for life O.o

[RedInferno]

LOL