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[Nvyseal]

images/news/ps3.jpgWe've certainly gotten cranky after being denied some quality gaming time, but 16-year-old Cory Ryder took it to the next level by attempting to hire a hitman to kill his parents after they took away his PlayStation and denied him television. Seems young Cory had been making threats around the house, so his mom hired a cop to pose as a hitter -- and Cory took the bait, offering up his dad's truck as payment. After a couple rounds of "negotiations," the officer revealed himself and arrested Cory for attempted murder, for which he's now awaiting trial. Of course, you'd think that having a hitman conveniently show up after you'd been threatening to kill your parents might set off an alarm or two, but Cory's apparently not the brightest bulb around -- his PlayStation was confiscated due to failing grades.

Read more @ Joystiq

[TheBearLT]

Wow.. Psycho boy..

I am surprised that EIDOS and PLAYSTATION was not sued..
Because usually in this kind of an "accident", Psychos parents blame Lots of companies, instead of blaming themselves..


Still, this "The Story Of Life" was quite fun

Edited by TheBearLT, 06 November 2007 - 08:18 AM.

[hog]

The boy had a PS3, which should already ring a bell about him being weird/stupid/potentially dangerous.

[chriso_86]

hog, on Nov 6 2007, 09:56 AM, said:

The boy had a PS3, which should already ring a bell about him being weird/stupid/potentially dangerous.

(replace the word spam with hog)

[m.oreilly]

hehehehe (poor chriso) hehehehe

[hog]

Hey, the PS3 is a nice system, it just has crappy games. No wait, it just has no games at all!




Oh well, ya know it's a joke buddy!

[Roadrunner]

Well, my son went almost ballistic when the DSL went down one day-- I think the net has a strong influence on some people.

[VoodooGuru]

Roadrunner, on Nov 6 2007, 09:56 PM, said:

Well, my son went almost ballistic when the DSL went down one day-- I think the net has a strong influence on some people.

What a good little NAZI. I bet that kid would have felt right at home in the Third Reich.

Zay are killing za girl tonight old man... you can save her, just sign zee papers...

[m.oreilly]

that was a gag vid...though it does resemble me when system probs spring up

[Roadrunner]

VoodooGuru, on Nov 6 2007, 08:14 PM, said:

What a good little NAZI. I bet that kid would have felt right at home in the Third Reich.

Zay are killing za girl tonight old man... you can save her, just sign zee papers...

I cannot sign zee papers!

[Nvyseal]

Roadrunner, on Nov 6 2007, 09:25 PM, said:

I cannot sign zee papers!

...and why can you not sign ze papers??!!??

(BTW, Daves not here!)

[Roadrunner]

Because you have broken both of my hands!!

[VoodooGuru]

Roadrunner, on Nov 6 2007, 11:25 PM, said:

I cannot sign zee papers!

Nvyseal, on Nov 6 2007, 11:27 PM, said:

...and why can you not sign ze papers??!!??

(BTW, Daves not here!)

Roadrunner, on Nov 7 2007, 12:09 AM, said:

Because you have broken both of my hands!!

Good to see I'm not the only old guy here.

Dave... DO you got the stuff?

[TheBearLT]

Family Guy..:

[Stewie and Brian are trying to sleep in a motel, a drug deal is heard in the next room]
Drug Buyer: You got the stuff?
Drug Dealer: Yeah I got it, where's the money, huh? I wanna see the money.
Drug Buyer: No, no, no, you don't see the money 'till I see the stuff.
Stewie Griffin: Oh, for God's sake, there's only one way to put an end to this nuisance.
[yelling]
Stewie Griffin: HE'S WEARING A WIRE!
Drug Dealer: What? You son of a...
[gunshots are heard following by a "body drop" sound effect]

Edited by TheBearLT, 07 November 2007 - 04:34 PM.